Boris!!!! The shock big interview
December 20, 2021, 11:00 am , by Richard Lutz
SIR HOWARD ELSTON sits down with the Brit boss in this hugely massive Xmas exclusive
Sir Howard: Well, BoJo, how’s them apples hanging?
Boris: I wasn’t there
Sir Howard: Gosh, big man, I was about to ask you about transport infrastructure, inner-city troubles and automotive supply chains for European car parts
Boris: I had my mask on. It was a zoom party
Sir Howard: Family ok these days as Santa slides down the chimney?
Boris: I never discuss how many kids I don’t have
Sir Howard: Let’s move to politics. Frostie the No Man has quit as your Brexit gunslinger. Chaos in the Cabinet?
Boris: Never went to a Xmas party during lockdown. Especially a party that never happened….
Sir Howard: And any details about care of the elderly?
Boris: Vaccines, Cop26, more vaccines, that girl that won the US Open, all good news, all good news, I wasn’t there. Never been to a party in Downing Street where I live
Sir Howard: Prime Minster, an absolute pleasure. Thanks for sitting down with me
Boris (getting up quickly): Sorry, I’m not here. What little baby? I only met the woman at a Hollywood fundraiser
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Judy W
Sir Howie:
Now is the time to advise you, in a sympathetic spirit of friendship, that a blond wig does not flatter you.
Alan
Good old Sir Howard. Goes straight for the jugular.
Happy Christmas
Nicholas J H DENT
Sir Howard cuts to the heart of the matter with just a few terse questions. What a man!
Bob Prossser
Sir Howard: Is it true that you studied politics at Balliol?
Boris: No, no, no , I never studied politics there or anywhere. I may have attended a few wine and cheese parties.
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