G’bye, Prince Randy Andy
24 hours ago , by Richard Lutz
Gaza? Sudan? Trumpie? Fageddabout!, says our royal reporter SIR HOWARD ELSTON
The story of a lazy good for nothing floorflusher chucked out of his posh mansion squatting in 100 acres of English countryside is the biz today… and tomorrow and tomorrow.
Prince Andrew, pal of late sex offender Jeffrey Epstein, has been chucked out of the Royal Family. Prince no more. He’s been reduced to plain old Mr Andrew Mountbatten Windsor, Duke of Zip, Prince of Nada, Earl of Creepiness.
So where does this homeless waster go? Funny enough, he’s been given a free pad on the king’s hideaway tucked away on the privately owned Sandringham estate.
Looks like Mr Windsor has slipped the queue when it comes to getting a damp two bedroom council flat on the outskirts of a dying post industrial town and spending his valuable downtime reading the papers in his public library.
So, what does this mean to Blighty?
Well, nothing really. Randy Andy brought jackshit to the table except lurid headlines and a bad odour. He offered no positive leadership. He is the ultimate headliner for the Me Generation. He grabbed what he could from both the top table and the seedy underworld, gobbled down the goodies and stuffed his pocket. He is a first class loser.
And what does Mr and Mrs Britain think? Well, good riddance, I believe.
Those who desire the ultra wealthy Royal Family undone have another reason to get rid of the Ruritanian clan and all their clownish trappings. Those who honour and respect The Windsors and their heritage see Mr Andrew Clodhopper as a terrible blot, an egregious stain on British history.
So…g’bye Andrew Mountbatten Windsor. And good luck finding a job in the current economic climate and standing in line at a Greggs takeout bakery outlet in a keening November wind waiting for your afternoon steak bake and cup of weak coffee in a plastic cup.
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HW
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Alan Holland
We should acknowledge that we’re reliant on the press for information about the man so our sources are pretty unreliable but by all accounts the most extraordinary thing is that he just doesn’t get it. He’s just lied and lied about everything, confident that he won’t be challenged or gainsaid and incapable of dealing with the challenges when they came.
I wonder if any local golf club will permit him on their links? I doubt it.
TIM COLGRAVE
Right on!
Off with their Heads, the lot of ’em!
Well, not Kate, Will & the kids, oh dear, complications already, duh.
Martin McCrindle
“This one had a Princely racket…”
Stop pulling your punches- say what you really think about this lowlife. Sadly, he is unlikely for feel the full weight of his actions…
Bella Houston
I still keep wondering if he’ll bounce back! Wouldn’t surprise me bearing how the great British public did an about-turn over Camilla!
Jessica Hardcastle
Howard:
I’m enjoying your scurrilous posts on the appalling politics we currently face!
Tony Fitzpatrick
On the positive side it’s at least ‘a consequence’ for shocking behaviour, unlike Trumpland where it is applauded, amplified, monetised and rewarded at the ballot box… it would seem…??
Sheena McAllen
Well, don’t hold back now, tell us how you really feel about this
Julia Osborn
What a miserable fellow, allegedly having a sexual encounter with a young girl after commenting that she was close in age to his daughters. In some societies, he would face a public trial and likely receive jail time. The monarchy’s response looks tepid to this American.
Bill Tanner
Confess I hadn’t been following this but a great summary.
Will Travel
Brilliant
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