He was a war hero. Uber helicopter driver and braver than Ulysees. More powerful than Thor. Truly a force to behold. He was just held back from true greatness by dint of fate. If only he’d been the first and not the third born. He had so much to offer the great British, but it was not to be. Thwarted, rejected, denigrated, cast aside. Misunderstood by those too mentally challenged to appreciate his gifts.

But his powers will renew! He will sip from the chalice and gulp the elixir of greatness once again. We, who failed to appreciate the magnificence of his trade agreements, his soft power approach, his hob knobbing (in the fullest terms) and the glory he bestowed upon this sceptred isle will wilt under his vengeful gaze.

Mark my words. He will be reborn. His essence for to spread!