Whatsupp on WhatsApp: Xmas latest from Snitterfield Road

December 23, 2021, 8:06 am , by Chatmaster

SIR HOWARD ELSTON patrols the festive world of community social media

Sue: hey everyone, Remember that Santa’s coming down Snitterfield Road tonight at 19.36pm! All welcome. Happy daze indeed

Susan: is that 7.36 in real-time?🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟

SuzyQ: a point here: it’s 19.36 with no pm

Susan: WHO SEZ?

Su: Might be a good idea to give Santa a Lat Flo.

Suzanne: do I tell Jonquille and Jasper that Santa isn’t real?

Suzie: She damn well is…tonight at 19.36pm

Suzette: 19.36

Susan23: who calls their kids Jonquille and Jasper anyhow?

susannah: as moderator of the group, can we keep away from personal attacks? We love all names❤️❤️❤️💝

Sue36: Hey Sooz, can Santa lift up the kids onto the sleigh? Or is that not on this year?

Suzanne: Which Sooz? There are 14

Sue: No sleigh. Santa is on top of a grey Volvo estate

Suze: is that the Junkpile that parks across my drive to take their daughter to ballet….. I want words

Susan23: Santa doesn’t do interface.

SoozietheGreat: Coming in with kids from our Wales cottage. Do we need a PCR for Santa??????🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿

Shoshana: Lat Flo at border checkpoint. Santa’s had her booster. Our festival committee checked with police, hospital, MI6 and dark web.

Mrs Susan P. Taylor at 46a, Snitterfield Road: After ‘Santa’ leaves, can we have a quick meet about our ‘Easter Druids’ parade…but ‘without pets’ this time. Thank you, Susan P. Taylor, 46a, etc

Sue: Crisis- Santa visit off. Something about faith based events without council permit. She can do 4th Jan if interested SOZ….

(Suze, Sue, Suzanna, Susan23 have left the group. Soo, SusanW and Sue-Anne asked to join)