Blighty and Frogs in major sea clash
May 6, 2021, 6:45 pm , by War room
Sir Howard Elston, the first sealord of the media, is on the scene at the Battle of Jersey
I am aboard the war frigate HMS Prince Randy Andy and have filed the above snap as Ths Royal Navy puts paid to the evil French fleet.
The sea skirmish is over revised fishing rights off the Island of Jersey. The French say it needs more access to Jersey waters. Our stout Brits say ‘No way, Jean-Claude! El pisso offo!!’
My exclusive photo shows the warship HMS Boris giving a full broadside of venomous grapeshot and murderous cannonballs to the froggie warship La Grande Merde just miles off the port of St Helier which sounds Gallic but is pure John Bull.
Jersey is a self governing Crown dependency and not legally part of the UK. It is geographically closer to France than the British Isles. ‘Therefore,’ writes nautical expert Phìl, ‘the Royal Navy has the right to bomb the f^^k out of the Frog armada.’
Admiral Lord Harry Windsor roared his sailors on during the marine tussle. ‘Remember Crèche, remember Agincourt, remember the 1966 World Cup which was a long time ago….’ he cried gallantly as he lay bleeding on the burning deck and…
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Dave B
Masterpiece ….
Will Scott
Just what I needed
Jan Currie
I suppose you may have missed the Scottish election since you are aboard ship covering the Battle for Jersey. I checked in w my people in Jersey and they responded “wha da….”
Will Travell
I got it wrong..I thought it was fighting over New Jersey
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